When it’s almost 6 AM and Pirate’s Cove is empty.
DOGS > GODS
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
I got into FNAF a few days ago, and I’m already checking every single threshold in my house before I cross into another room.